My Dartboard

Last year I detailed some things, people, places, trends, etc that I want to place on my theoretical dartboard for target practice. Obviously these are things I dislike(trying not to use hate….such a strong word) and could do without. Here is my latest dartboard…So let’s dive in….no particular order.

1. Rebecca Black and her song Friday. I shouldn’t be giving this link any love but since someone played it for me, I will play it for you

2. Fergie – she will always annoy me.

3. People on Twitter who are obsessed with their follower count. You have 40,000 followers…I could care less. Get a life off of twitter

4. Rappers (signed and unsigned) biting or remixing the hot song of the week/month/whatever. That shit is getting old.

5. Oprah – we know you own everything….learn some humility. Every time I’m in barnes and noble I see yet another picture of you on your own magazine. That’s vein.

6. Nick Minaj – when she makes this face I want to leave Earth and then the voice that accompanies it…WOW. I’m not “hating” which all her fans will say…I just don’t like her. Do what you do…Rape the world for all its money….just miss me with your songs

I’m noticing a trend…This list is female heavy thus far…I’m not bashing females….here go some guys for the dartboard.

7. Gucci Mane – no need for words

8.  All the new Miami Heat and New York Knicks Fans. Bandwagon much?

9. Reality TV – ya’ll still really watch this shit?

10. America’s obsession with celebrities…they have as many if not more emotional issues than our broke asses.

11. All Copy Cats…Mr and Mrs Me Too’s…and The One Uppers of the world….you suck

12. Skinny Jeans – on dudes….they just gotta go…and dudes my size shouldn’t have them on

13. People who have nothing or have done nothing to “hate on” that swear they have HATERS. We really don’t care what your doing….you’re delusional
14. Steve Harvey….when did Mr. Hightower become the hood Dr Phil?

15. The pigs from angry birds….how can some stationary objects from a video game cause me so much stress…lol

So there it is…my most up to date dartboard. My darts are sharp and my aim is impeccable. Peace.

PS. #16. Dudes who poke other heterosexual males on Facebook…I don’t need that love.